Why did the teenager cross the road?
Because his mum told him not too.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why did it take the pirate so long to learn his ABC?
Because he always got stuck at sea.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove it wasn't a chicken. If you want to add a joke then email it to us at
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